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November 30, 2004

Citing Chaos

Recently, we posted a sketch with "a scientifically accurate" explanation of chaos theory, suitable for citation in your school term paper.

Well, the semester is almost over, and that means it's time to cram the end of those papers. Luckily, The Spider Monkeys are here for you. If you cite our 'Chaos Theory' sketch in your school paper (and send us proof that it was graded), we'll send ya a dvd and some other cool stuff.

It doesn't even have to be a science paper. Writing about James Joyce? Communications Law? Any topic is fine. Chaos figures into just about everything.

Once your teacher has seen this brilliant citation, he'll show to the other teachers in the teachers' lounge. This will lead one of them to leave school a few minutes late, he'll run a stop sign and cause a small fender bender. When that happens, it draws a police officer to the scene, resulting in the escape of a burglar across town. This burglar sells a copy of "The Scream," making a million dollars. he uses this money to build a beach house in Florida which is destroyed in a hurricane. The debris floats along the east coast unti a beaver in Massachusttes uses it to build a dam which causes flooding downstream and blocks traffic on the Interstate. Someone stuck in his car on the road sees a Spider Monkey sticker on a sign and visits this site, setting in motion the whole process again.

Now you understand why this is such a noble effort.

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November 23, 2004

Chaos Theory!

You boys having some car trouble today?What ensues when Neal and Leland break down on the side of the road? CHAOS!

This sketch was made with all-new footage shot in fall '04 combined with remixed public domain footage from the Prelinger Archives. It also features a 100% scientifically accurate explanation of Chaos Theory, suitable for citation in your term paper.

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November 17, 2004

When the Levee Breaks

Mack, Trevor, and Neal bring you a special preview of an all-new sketch, coming next week.

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Can't get enough of that stuffing.

There seems to be a lot of stone-throwing in today's political climate. Jensen, Jedlicka, and Domenick have something to say about that.

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November 2, 2004

Caught on Tape!

In 2005, the United States Supreme Court will address the issue of displaying the Ten Commandments in government buildings. This ruling will certainly affect the United States for years to come. Now in a hi-res downloadable quicktime format, it's "Ten Commandments Caught on Tape."

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November 1, 2004

Interpreting Dreams

I had an unusually linear dream last night. When I woke up, I still remembered it, but I have no idea what it means. Please help me.


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