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The Seven Stages of Flirtation

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To all you Henrys out there:

Mack just posted the long lost, long out-of-print 1980s instructional video "The Guide to Attracting Today's Woman." Not to be confused with the band Attractive Eighties Women, "Attracting Today's Woman" changed the lives of all of those of us who watched it in college. It's got everything: character actor Phil Proctor, a rapping psychologist, plastic surgery, the perfect opening line, and, most important of all, the seven secret stages of flirtation. It's also the only video I've ever seen that advises one to hide in the bathroom as matter of normal procedure.


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